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Kurt / Puck

Title: Punishment
Fandom: Glee
Author: kastiyana
Pairing Kurt / Puck
Rated: PG-13 for now
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, if they belonged Puck market would not have failed to jbvjbkjebe

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Summary: The Glee Club differences abound among its members and Mr Shuester has an excellent idea to make certain members get along better.

1. educational Punishment

The girls were already sprawled on the lounge chairs to see that the thing had for long, Quinn gave a huge sigh without removing the eyes of the tall dark athlete who seemed to grow more and more a product of anger in front of the tiny soprano who threaten him with his posing diva and her eyes narrowed with rage.

"But still I hear your brilliant idea - he challenged Kurt with his defiant pose, knowing that his attitude was all that was defending the mass of muscles straightened ; a furious before their eyes.

"Well look, not that hard, just enough to let you disappear or to propose fag.

Kurt put a dramatic face with her hands hurt and manicure recently given a gentle push and tells Puck to a higher voice, if that's possible, than usual.

- Look, I will not be intimidated by you, the girls agree with my artistic choices, if you have a problem discuss it with the sr. Shuester, because what I did not hear the barking of a substitute for Cave athlete with god complex.

Girls leak expressions of pleasure and surprise at the comment, a triumphant smile spreads over the angelic face of Kurt and goes to Mercedes to crash their hands in a gesture of celebration. Puck for his part, looks perplexed but then shakes his face emitting a roar and grabs his arm roughly.

I do not understand a word of what you said, but anyway I'll break your face girl you have.

Kurt leaves his expression of taste and immediately replaced by panic, thinking the money they need to invest to get the scars will leave that gorilla's fist in his face. Then open your eyes to the surprise hit that never comes, the sr. Shuester has arrived just in time and was caught by surprise by Puck.

- Kurt immediately Drops

The aforementioned letting out a frustrated sigh release the child to get the girls who immediately helping to settle his shirt. Mercedes is heard to say: Do not worry, you did not messy.

I can not believe they still give this type of situation between you, "begins the English teacher with a notable tone of disappointment on her face. Then he heard a faint scratchy.

"If I Shuester sr, I told them to stop but neither of them heard me and everyone seemed to find the situation funny.

The teacher looks in despair the girl who always seems to find a situation for their comments.

"Thank you, Rachel - now looks back at the bullies with the same gesture severe. - I will not allow these situations to continue, guys are a team, we're supposed to go all on the same side, no quarrel with each other, and are not just say you two - now look at the rest who seem surprised. - Many of you still keeping rivalries I'm not willing to tolerate, that's why I had an idea.

Rachel stands up with a petulant gesture and took the floor. - With all due respect, sr. Shuester, but whenever you have a teaching idea ends up being terribly unpleasant for everyone, and I think I speak for everyone when I ask you to reconsider whatever you're thinking about making.

Others do not know what to say, but certainly the confusion and fear is already reflected in some faces.

- Let's get back to work in pairs - proposes the choir director - Rachel and Quinn will be on a team - Both girls are seen horrified faces and Rachel let out a snort of frustration - Mercedes-Santana Santana in another Mercedes looks like something you have been stuck in the brown shoe and returns a gesture of defiance - Brittany and Tina - The blonde looks at the East and sets one of their smiles, she it does not matter all - Artie and Mike, Matt and Finn - These two high-fives, Finn has never been so wrong with leaving one with a teammate is almost a reward - and finally & hellip ;

brown Athlete puts a gesture of horror. Do not want to hear.

- ... Puck and Kurt.

Kurt is increasingly white Mercedes and Tina grabbed an arm each afraid to pass out.

"Each partner will to prepare a song, a duet, it is not necessary to sing each other, they must choose the song yourself and submit it in two weeks, enough time to learn to work together and resolve their differences.

"But ...

- No buts, Rachel, nothing I say will make me change my mind, we in two days to see their progress, can fill the auditorium, music room and the rehearsal room.

The teacher go as fast as he could not hear the claims of some of his students.

Rachel about his opponent and before saying a word the cheerleader says: Do not expect that with this we will be friends, or be popular, or let you get closer to Finn, this changes nothing between us .

- Do not expect anything from you, just the maturity to pull this off and do not make me lose my level as the star of the group.

"I'm just singing R & B, pretty, so go by the idea - Mercedes Santana loose sight with narrowed eyes before going after Quinn.

"See Tina, I'll call you later - Drops Brittany happily before running after her friends.

"How lucky you had - watching Kurt sighs Tina Brittany is dumb as a door but at least it's nice.

"Hey you" Queer Homo "- Kurt puts his eyes on hearing the" ingenious "derivation of his name.

- I will do this because I obliged, but we do not expect to stop friends and throw slush or give baths in the trash - Kurt listens maintaining that his expression of superiority - and do not expect us to sing one of the fag you like to listen.

- Have you finished? - Asked the boy soprano boring looking askance at her friends before grabbing his arm.

- you just yet, I see you there, philandering.

And with its expression Puck furious grabs the backpack and not pass by without going to carry on the way Kurt accidentally.

"This can not go on like this - Declares Mercedes with a worried - I will talk to mr. Shuester, are in danger if you work with that gorilla.

"Dear Mercedes - the guy starts putting her hands on her friend's shoulder to comfort her. - If not I will now be faced with a cowardly life, I have no interest in running, also going to be like Gregraphic Nationa ... What pass through the mind of a gorilla when he's not hitting the other beasts in the field? - Gives a little laugh followed by its own feature "girls."

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Puck is really pissed off, despite expressing his anger by pushing "accidentally" a mounted n the first year kids can not rest at all. There is no knowing how to do a duet with the more queen sissy school can be quiet, he'd be lucky if the first day and there were rumors not to put at stake their masculinity. Because while he was Puckerman Noah, man, they all want to throw, which can make any ridiculous to school and impose it as fashionable at the moment, despite that, I knew that there was no way out with the morale of a disaster like that.

If a girl is seen with Kurt means that she dresses very well or who is talented and very smart. If a boy is seen with him can only mean one thing, you are more queer than poppies. And he as it was a Puckerman could not let think that from him.

hope behind after a corner and leave all that came when the boy walking alone with that remarkable and his effeminate way, I grab one of his paws and pulled him out of the hall suddenly got Ndola to an empty classroom.

pissed Kurt took off his sunglasses Doce and Gabbana and put them in the kit as a precaution before releasing a comment.

"Who else could have the subtlety of a monkey crawling to an empty room to hit.

"Look brat - dropped the football player almost trembling in the effort to not hit the boy and insolent, not slap you, I thought better of it - in this phrase puts a face Kurt dramatic surprise that clearly says "Do you really think?" - and I think it's better if I forbear to put you in your place for some time.

"I've caught, because you know that when you work for me can go very wrong.

-never work for you because you never dance in a transvestite cabaret.

Kurt squints at the comment.

- The rules are, we can not be seen in public, you give me your phone and I am sending you a message when I can see you and I do not care about your time availability, you adapt - said this with the obvious attempt to protest the boy - the other thing is that we will be alone in the lounge club, no school boards and do not play the strange idea that we will be more than natural enemies after this ... you're still the last link of the pyramid.

- Wow, I never heard you talk so much, you surprised me ... - said the youngest with a remarkable irony. - I agree with everything, just one thing - Puck raises an eyebrow in disbelief, the boy he wanted to put conditions - do not want to sing one of those songs Hip-Hop with lyrics by Cave stallion that subjects girls and all that crap.

- Who the fuck uses the word crap? - Ask the athlete in disbelief.

"The people we have not educated enough to fit a palabrabrota in every sentence

Puck stifles a groan and says OK, but nothing Diva songs.

"I think.

Without another word the chief retires across the room, Kurt wait a few minutes rearranging their ideas "might not be so bad, maybe the" science project "will not go so bad."